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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Making waves on WeChat:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

Making waves on YouTube:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Going viral on X:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Going bananas on Telegram:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Just shared via Telegram:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Shared recently on Discord:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

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Going viral on Discord:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Live now on Pinterest:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Just landed via YouTube:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Trending via YouTube:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Making waves on Pinterest:

One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Shared recently on Telegram:

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

Going viral on Messenger:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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