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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Making waves on WeChat:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Trending via YouTube:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Just shared via X:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Just landed via Facebook:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Share →: I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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"Ah, the sun, always finding a way to sneak past our defenses! 🌞😎 It's like a game of cosmic hide-and-seek with our car visors. Time to give that sneaky sun some credit for its persistence in brightening our day, no matter what we do! ☀️🚗 #SunVsVisor"

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Just shared via Instagram:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

Broadcasted on Slack:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Trending via Telegram:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Going viral on Telegram:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Going viral on Discord:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Just shared via Instagram:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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