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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Trending via YouTube:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Breaking via Discord:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Going viral on WeChat:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

Going viral on Messenger:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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49 shares on Threads this month:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

57 shares on Discord this month:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

52 shares on X this month:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Spotted on Twitch:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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