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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Going viral on YouTube:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Going viral on Facebook:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Just landed via Discord:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Share →: My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Trending via Instagram:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Making waves on Slack:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Just landed via Discord:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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