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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Live now on Instagram:

Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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21 shares on YouTube this month:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

95 shares on Reddit this month:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

40 shares on Slack this month:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

82 shares on X this month:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

52 shares on Threads this month:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Freshly posted on Slack:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Going bananas on Telegram:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Going bananas on Reddit:

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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