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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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Trending via Facebook:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Making waves on Threads:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Just shared via Twitch:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Seen just now on TikTok:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Just landed via Threads:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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Spotted on Messenger:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Going viral on Facebook:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Reported on TikTok:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Live now on Slack:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Trending via Slack:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

Spotted on Instagram:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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