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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Spotted on TikTok:

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

Just landed via Threads:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Live now on Instagram:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Just landed via Telegram:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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