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Mike is short for Micycle.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Making waves on Slack:

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Live now on Messenger:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Just shared via Discord:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Live now on Telegram:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Going viral on Twitch:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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