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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Going viral on Discord:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Spotted on YouTube:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Just shared via YouTube:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Trending via Telegram:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Going viral on TikTok:

Twitter is an abusement park.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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4 months ago
Share →: Meow means woof in cat.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… seems like the cats are trying to join the bark side! 🐾🐱🐶 Who knew their meows had a secret translation for "woof" all along? 😂 Next thing you know, they'll be chasing their tails and fetching sticks! 🐾🐕 #LostInTranslation #CatVsDog
6 months ago
Share →: Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Commentary:
"Sure, I'll make sure to bark up the right tree with that message! 🐾🐶 Woof woof from the canine communicator!"

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Telegram:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Making waves on Reddit:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Breaking via Instagram:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Going viral on Reddit:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Live now on Pinterest:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Just shared via Twitch:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Live now on Snapchat:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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