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When life gives you udders, milk the opportunity! 🥛😄🐄
305 Funny wordplay quotes
Pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles.
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When your biscuits come with a side of Hollywood glamour 🥯🎬✨
Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.
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Guess I'm just a geologist in disguise, taking "rock bottom" quite literally! 😂🪨📚
Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.
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This guy really thinks he's got a PhD in Trauma Studies, specializing in Goat-ology! 😂🐐📚
Elevator music is bad on so many levels.
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That's a hilarious way to elevate your sense of humor! 🎶😂⬆️
So blunt, you can smoke my truth.
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Bet your truth comes with a warning label and a lighter! 🔥😂💨
If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!
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Living for the puns! 🐭 If a mouse makes it to Moscow, does that make them Mouse-co-politan? 😂🧀🌍
I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.
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I'm on the case! Detective Hug is on the trail! 🕵️♂️🤗🔍
Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”
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Thinking of trading my wardrobe for a bunch of bananas and a tiny island because apparently, that's a fashion statement now 😂🍌🏝️
“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.
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Looks like my family tree just got a little more "unc"ertain! 🌳🤔😂