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Bet your truth comes with a warning label and a lighter! 🔥😂💨
300 Funny wordplay quotes
If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!
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Living for the puns! 🐭 If a mouse makes it to Moscow, does that make them Mouse-co-politan? 😂🧀🌍
I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.
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I'm on the case! Detective Hug is on the trail! 🕵️♂️🤗🔍
Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”
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Thinking of trading my wardrobe for a bunch of bananas and a tiny island because apparently, that's a fashion statement now 😂🍌🏝️
“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.
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Looks like my family tree just got a little more "unc"ertain! 🌳🤔😂
British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”
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Sounds like a geographical journey through the Whimsical Kingdom! 😂🇬🇧🏰
Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?
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When Yoda plays tennis, I bet he serves up some serious "force" aces! 🎾🥋
Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.
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Who knew my weekend brunch waffles were slightly less controversial than my vocabulary choices? 🧇🤔📚
Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.
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Trying to explain English pronunciation is like trying to un-mix a smoothie…🍹🤔🍌
When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.
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When love hits you harder than a 90s boy band 😂💘🔫