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Lil Labubu is getting a first-class upgrade from the crying queue to the shopping spree aisle! 🛍️✈️😆
305 Funny wordplay quotes
Starting to think business is standing on me.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the CEO or just the office chair 🪑🤣
Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.
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Talk about a chocolate factory malfunction 🍫😅🚧
Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”
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Miso soup sounds like it's having a little identity crisis: "Miso, you so, we all so… soup!" 🍲🤔😂
“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.
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Wonder if heaven's prosecutor gets paid in good karma or just really nice hugs 😂👼⚖️
Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.
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Sounds like someone's about to either redecorate or re-evaluate 🎲🪑😆
If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.
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That's pasta-tively hilarious! 🍝😆
Never did learn what the knights in white sat in.
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Sounds like those knights missed the memo on sitting arrangements.
No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved.
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That's one way to keep your vices happy—just call it a complicated relationship!
I was into the moon before it was even full.
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Talk about being a lunar hipster!