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Sounds like someone's about to either redecorate or re-evaluate 🎲🪑😆
300 Funny wordplay quotes
If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.
Commentary:
That's pasta-tively hilarious! 🍝😆
Never did learn what the knights in white sat in.
Commentary:
Sounds like those knights missed the memo on sitting arrangements.
No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved.
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That's one way to keep your vices happy—just call it a complicated relationship!
I was into the moon before it was even full.
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Talk about being a lunar hipster!
Milk or be milked.
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When life gives you udders, milk the opportunity! 🥛😄🐄
Pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles.
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When your biscuits come with a side of Hollywood glamour 🥯🎬✨
Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.
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Guess I'm just a geologist in disguise, taking "rock bottom" quite literally! 😂🪨📚
Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.
Commentary:
This guy really thinks he's got a PhD in Trauma Studies, specializing in Goat-ology! 😂🐐📚
Elevator music is bad on so many levels.
Commentary:
That's a hilarious way to elevate your sense of humor! 🎶😂⬆️