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Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,226

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Making waves on Slack:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Trending via WeChat:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Trending via TikTok:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Trending via Slack:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Just landed via Discord:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Going viral on WeChat:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

64 shares on Telegram this month:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Alexa, mute my children.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

79 shares on Slack this month:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Starting to think business is standing on me.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,271

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Making waves on Slack:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Just shared via Twitch:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Going viral on Facebook:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Just shared via Twitch:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.

Just landed via Discord:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Just landed via Discord:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Live now on Instagram:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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