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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.