God saw you do that.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.