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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

23 shares on Twitch this month:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

49 shares on Slack this month:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

28 shares on Discord this month:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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