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"Playing golf is like a crash course in profanity linguistics… Your subconscious really lets loose with a creative vocabulary on the fairway! 🤬⛳️ #SwingAndSwear #GolfHumor"

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69 shares on Slack this month:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

76 shares on Discord this month:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Just landed via X:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Seen just now on Slack:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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