Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!