Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🌿🚰💦 "Asserting your dominance over the plant kingdom, one waterboarding session at a time! Just make sure your houseplants don't stage a rebellion. They might just leaf you for good! 😉🌱 #PlantParentingStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!” I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm? If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way. My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion. Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.
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