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They should invent someone who holds me.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.