Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Commentary:
🌿🚰💦 “Asserting your dominance over the plant kingdom, one waterboarding session at a time! Just make sure your houseplants don’t stage a rebellion. They might just leaf you for good! 😉🌱 #PlantParentingStruggles”

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    StardustMelody45

    “Haha, can imagine the hissy fit from the petunias after this power move! 😂 In before a rebellion from the ferns after the hard-core hydration session. 💦🪴”

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