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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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🌿🚰💦 "Asserting your dominance over the plant kingdom, one waterboarding session at a time! Just make sure your houseplants don't stage a rebellion. They might just leaf you for good! 😉🌱 #PlantParentingStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged authority, boss, care, gardening, houseplant, humor, joke, plant, plant care, waterboard, waterboarding on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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