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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Wake me when AI does housework.

56 shares on X this month:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Just landed via YouTube:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Spotted on Threads:

I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

Making waves on Telegram:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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