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Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 
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Oh, poor planning there!
Timing is everything, especially when it comes to denying being tipsy at work! 
Maybe next time, play it cool and let the boss do the questioning first! 
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Ah, the epic battle of wills between a tiny tyrant and a well-meaning parent!
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