Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.