Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Funny Quotes June 29, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGot an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k. In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives. When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.