Got an email from my bank saying โ€œis your 401k enough to retire onโ€ and itโ€™s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Got an email from my bank saying โ€œis your 401k enough to retire onโ€ and itโ€™s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.
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๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ญ Bank: "Is your 401k enough to retire on?" Me: "You are my bank, you know it's not." ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ผ Sounds like the bank needs to work on their optimism game!

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