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🤑💸💭 Bank: "Is your 401k enough to retire on?" Me: "You are my bank, you know it's not." 😅💸💼 Sounds like the bank needs to work on their optimism game!

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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