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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.