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Sorry I didnโ€™t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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I miss them days if you couldnโ€™t rap, you didn’t.

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You know youโ€™re getting old when youโ€™re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like youโ€™re on wheel of fortune.

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Iโ€™m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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Got an email from my bank saying โ€œis your 401k enough to retire onโ€ and itโ€™s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Got an email from my bank saying โ€œis your 401k enough to retire onโ€ and itโ€™s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ญ Bank: "Is your 401k enough to retire on?" Me: "You are my bank, you know it's not." ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ผ Sounds like the bank needs to work on their optimism game!



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