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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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33 shares on Slack this month:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

61 shares on Discord this month:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

16 shares on Threads this month:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Happiness is an inside job.

81 shares on Threads this month:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

36 shares on Slack this month:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

67 shares on YouTube this month:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

Breaking via Telegram:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Just shared via YouTube:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Seen just now on Threads:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Just landed via TikTok:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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