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“Relationships are like room temperatures – it’s all about that perfect balance! 🌡️❤️ So remember, it’s all fun and games until someone turns up the heat or cranks the AC! 😂 #ThermostaticallyCompatible”
Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.
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