Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGrocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping. If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.
