Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Commentary:
“Trying to survive the grocery store before Christmas is like going on a wild expedition through the jungle. 🛒🎄 Don’t worry, your milk may have expired, but at least you’ve gained some battle scars in the form of long checkout lines! 💥😂”

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