Haircuts should be covered by healthcare. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHaircuts should be covered by healthcare. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered. Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it. Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered. Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”