Half princess, half menace.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.