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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Hang in there, it gets worse.

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61 shares on Telegram this month:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

22 shares on Facebook this month:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Making waves on Facebook:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Trending via Twitch:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

Breaking via YouTube:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

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Hang in there, it gets worse.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Unfollowers, take me with you!

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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