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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.