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"Harry Potter really takes 'extracurricular activities' to a whole new level! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Who knew high school could get this intense? 📚🏰 #SchoolWars"

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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