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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Going bananas on Threads:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Trending via Telegram:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

2 months ago

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I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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Half princess, half menace.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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36 shares on X this month:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

70 shares on Slack this month:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

Just shared via Telegram:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Shared recently on Discord:

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Making waves on WeChat:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Just shared via X:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Going viral on TikTok:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Half princess, half menace.

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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