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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

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I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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