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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Just shared via YouTube:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

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The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

43 shares on Discord this month:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

36 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

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Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

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My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Spotted on Messenger:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Making waves on Messenger:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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