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Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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34 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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I love when lashes make me look evil.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Just shared via Slack:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Just landed via Twitch:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Live now on Discord:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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