Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.