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How does one stop eating ice cream when thereโ€™s still some in the container?

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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I wouldnโ€™t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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Keep scrolling, Iโ€™ve got nothing.

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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I donโ€™t understand people who forget to eat. Iโ€™m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you wonโ€™t have money for groceries.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

Making waves on Discord:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Seen just now on Threads:

Iโ€™ve said it before and Iโ€™ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Going viral on Slack:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I donโ€™t miss calls, I stare at them.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Back to the Future and chill?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.
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August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like โ€œSlimelordโ€ and โ€œGlunkfather,โ€ based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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I woke up alive again.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Canโ€™t. Iโ€™m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Going viral on TikTok:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Spotted on Reddit:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Live now on Telegram:

The only thing I worry about when Iโ€™m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Spotted on TikTok:

Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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