Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.