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  • How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.
  • I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.
  • I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.
  • God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”
  • The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.
  • “Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.