Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.