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  • The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.
  • I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.
  • Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.
  • Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?
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  • I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.