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  • Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.
  • I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?
  • It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.
  • I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.
  • Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.