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  • I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.
  • Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.
  • Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.
  • Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.
  • In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.
  • What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?