Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.
  • Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.
  • The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
  • I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
  • If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.
  • This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.