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  • Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.
  • Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”
  • Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?
  • Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.
  • Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.
  • Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.