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"Who needs drama when you have solitude as your trusty sidekick? 🕶️ Sometimes it's better to be the lone wolf than to run with the pack… especially if the pack is full of drama llamas! 🦙 #unpopularbutunbothered"

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24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

28 shares on Messenger this month:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

75 shares on X this month:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

39 shares on Discord this month:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

43 shares on Discord this month:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Spotted on TikTok:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

Trending via TikTok:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Spotted on Facebook:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Trending via Facebook:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Trending via WeChat:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Just landed via Discord:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Spreading quickly via X:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Going viral on Slack:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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