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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.