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"Who needs drama when you have solitude as your trusty sidekick? 🕶️ Sometimes it's better to be the lone wolf than to run with the pack… especially if the pack is full of drama llamas! 🦙 #unpopularbutunbothered"

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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3 months ago

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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5 months ago

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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2 months ago

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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2 months ago

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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2 months ago

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

32 shares on Threads this month:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

54 shares on Telegram this month:

WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Just landed via Discord:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Live now on TikTok:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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