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"Imagine the inventor of the cannon probably thought they'd go down in history for their 'explosive' invention, only to see cannons now firing out adorable t-shirts 🎉👕 Talk about a major wardrobe upgrade! #FromBoomToBloom"

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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74 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

97 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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Live now on Threads:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Trending via YouTube:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Trending via Pinterest:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Just shared via Slack:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Making waves on X:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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