Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”
  • I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.
  • I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.
  • I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
  • I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.
  • I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.