I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a clock when you have your own internal heating pad schedule 🕒🔥 Sounds like your body is setting – and heating – the time! ⏰😂" Related funny posts 😂 “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back. Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time. Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside? Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something. Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.