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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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"Who needs a clock when you have your own internal heating pad schedule ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ”ฅ Sounds like your body is setting – and heating – the time! โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚"



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