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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body…

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body…

Commentary:
"Who needs a clock when you have your own internal heating pad schedule 🕒🔥 Sounds like your body is setting – and heating – the time! ⏰😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, body, day, heating, heating pad, hour, humor, i, needs, pad, pain, tell on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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