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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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