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Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Breaking via WeChat:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

Just landed via X:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Breaking via Threads:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

Making waves on Telegram:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Broadcasted on X:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Just landed via Snapchat:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Going viral on Instagram:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Just shared via Discord:

The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

92 shares on X this month:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

97 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Breaking via Slack:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Just landed via Discord:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Spotted on Facebook:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Just landed via Slack:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Live now on Pinterest:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Trending via Telegram:

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Just landed via WeChat:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Making waves on Facebook:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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