I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.