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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

Just landed via Reddit:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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Playful quote about secretly craving a wish, with a humorous, relatable vibe.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

16 shares on Discord this month:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

97 shares on TikTok this month:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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Only DM me if you like disappointment.

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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