I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.