I could low-key really use a wish right now. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI could low-key really use a wish right now. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach. I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass. The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.