I could never give up my dog, he knows too much. Commentary:"Who needs enemies when you have a dog with insider information?! 🐶🕵️♂️ Remember, keep your friends close and your dog closer… because they've seen things, man." 😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up. Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park. My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me. Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat. My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.