Trendy Funny Quotes

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  • Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!
  • I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.
  • Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.
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