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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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"Who needs enemies when you have a dog with insider information?! 🐶🕵️‍♂️ Remember, keep your friends close and your dog closer… because they've seen things, man." 😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dog, give, give up, humor, i, knows, loyalty, much, never, pet, pet humor, too, too much on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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