I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.
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"Who needs enemies when you have a dog with insider information?! πŸΆπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ Remember, keep your friends close and your dog closer… because they've seen things, man." πŸ˜‚

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