I could never give up my dog, he knows too much. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs enemies when you have a dog with insider information?! 🐶🕵️♂️ Remember, keep your friends close and your dog closer… because they've seen things, man." 😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody. Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat. Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat. I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows. I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.
