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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.