Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.
  • I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.
  • I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.
  • Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
  • If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.
  • I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?