I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money. Posted onSep 28, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.