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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain m…

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain m…

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"Ah, yes, just a simple case of ambitious financial planning! 💸💼 Who needs bank tellers when you have aspirations, right? 🙃 Just remember, aspiring to hit the jackpot in the lottery might be a safer bet next time! 🤑🎰"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aspiration, bank, humor, i, just, money, motivation, robbery on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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