I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money. Funny Quotes September 28, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. I don’t know what’s more fucked: my sleeping pattern, my liver or my bank balance. If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake. I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.