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  • Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.
  • My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.
  • The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.
  • Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.
  • If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.
  • Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?