I don’t call them exes, I call them whys. Posted on1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t call them exes, I call them whys. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself! Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’ If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”