I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed. I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive. I hate math, but I love counting money. Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.” I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.