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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.