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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.