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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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I need a break from me.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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Social media is mental suicide.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

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