I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me. I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome. There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.