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  • I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.
  • Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.
  • Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?
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  • Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.
  • If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.