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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.