I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care. You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body. I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat. My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life. My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.
