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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.