I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids. Don’t throw hate at me, throw money! That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor. The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars. I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.