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I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UF…

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UF…

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Well, why pay for a UFC fight when you can witness an epic battle for free right at home? 🍭💪 Kids vs Candy – the showdown of the century! Who needs Pay-Per-View when you have sweets hitting the floor like a cage match! 🔔🍬 #ParentingStruggles

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged candy, family, fight, floor, front, humor, husband, i, just, kids, parenting, pay, piece, throw, UFC, understand on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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