I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Commentary:
“Who needs to party like it’s 1999 when you can pay bills like it’s 1999? 💸💃 Priorities, people! Let’s bring back the simpler times of dial-up internet and frosted tips while we adult like it’s 1999! 📠💰”

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