I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs to party like it's 1999 when you can pay bills like it's 1999? 💸💃 Priorities, people! Let's bring back the simpler times of dial-up internet and frosted tips while we adult like it's 1999! 📠💰" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is. That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills. I miss when bills had nothing to do with me. All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go. I miss when bills were none of my business.