I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.