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  • The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.
  • When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.
  • “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.
  • Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.
  • I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.
  • American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.